{"product_id":"leas-book-of-rules-for-the-paperback","title":"Lea's Book of Rules for the - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eLea Delaria\u003c\/b\u003e (Author), \u003cb\u003eMaggie Cassella\u003c\/b\u003e (With)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eRule #10: Learn all the rules...then break them. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eLea DeLaria has been breaking rules all her life. Now she offers some of her own.... \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eCross Howard Stern with Sandra Bernhardt, add a one-two punch, and you have stand-up comic Lea DeLaria, who plays to rave reviews on and off the Broadway stage. Now, in this uproarious collection of essays, DeLaria shares her Modern Day Ten Commandments and X-Rated Rules for the World with anyone bold enough to read them. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eFrom fashion advice \"Never point at anything beige and call it cool\"(Rule #4) to the five myths of ex-girlfriends and the facts about fake breasts, DeLaria offers straight-talking wisdom for a world desperately in need of some raunchy humor. Here Lea shares glimpses of life as a Butch so butch she's mistaken for a man--by her gynecologist. Read all about it as Lea falls hard for the girl of her dreams...reveals how Judy Garland helped her to find her first New York apartment...and gives an appreciation of sex toys that is as outrageous as it is heartfelt. From her promising beginnings as a Nice Italian Catholic girl to her headlined adventures with Nice Italian Catholic girls, among others, here is Lea DeLaria, the stand-up, lay-down, in-your-face comic who tells you everything your mom never wanted you to know.\u003ch3\u003eFront Jacket\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eRule #10: Learn all the rules...then break them. \u003cbr\u003eLea DeLaria has been breaking rules all her life. Now she offers some of her own.... \u003cbr\u003eCross Howard Stern with Sandra Bernhardt, add a one-two punch, and you have stand-up comic Lea DeLaria, who plays to rave reviews on and off the Broadway stage. Now, in this uproarious collection of essays, DeLaria shares her Modern Day Ten Commandments and X-Rated Rules for the World with anyone bold enough to read them. \u003cbr\u003eFrom fashion advice \"Never point at anything beige and call it cool\"(Rule #4) to the five myths of ex-girlfriends and the facts about fake breasts, DeLaria offers straight-talking wisdom for a world desperately in need of some raunchy humor. Here Lea shares glimpses of life as a Butch so butch she's mistaken for a man--by her gynecologist. Read all about it as Lea falls hard for the girl of her dreams...reveals how Judy Garland helped her to find her first New York apartment...and gives an appreciation of sex toys that is as outrageous as it is heartfelt. From her promising beginnings as a Nice Italian Catholic girl to her headlined adventures with Nice Italian Catholic girls, among others, here is Lea DeLaria, the stand-up, lay-down, in-your-face comic who tells you everything your mom never wanted you to know.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eAuthor Biography\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eLea DeLaria is primarily known as the first openly gay comic to appear on national television, with appearances on \u003ci\u003eThe Arsenio Hall Show\u003c\/i\u003e and Comedy Central's all-gay special, \u003ci\u003eOut There, \u003c\/i\u003e which she hosted. The summer of 1997 brought her national attention and critical acclaim in her breakout role as Hildy in \u003ci\u003eOn the Town, \u003c\/i\u003e for the Shakespeare-in-the-Park Festival. Now her one-woman show, \u003ci\u003eIt's Delightful, It's Delicious, It's DeLaria, \u003c\/i\u003e is playing to sold-out houses in major venues across the country. Recently Lea has been a featured guest on \u003ci\u003eThe Rosie O'Donnell Show\u003c\/i\u003e and a popular contributor to \u003ci\u003ePolitically Incorrect.\u003c\/i\u003e She also has hosted the syndicated talk show \u003ci\u003eLast Call.\u003c\/i\u003e Her TV credits include \u003ci\u003eThe John Larroquette Show, Friends, The Drew Carey Show, \u003c\/i\u003e and \u003ci\u003eSaved by the Bell.\u003c\/i\u003e Her film credits include \u003ci\u003eThe First Wives Club\u003c\/i\u003e and the independent films \u003ci\u003eRescuing Desire\u003c\/i\u003e and \u003ci\u003eEdge of 17.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 224\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.49 x 8.58 x 5.46 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e June 01, 2003\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42192642211920,"sku":"9780440508540","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0592\/9540\/0016\/files\/QmlFSE0venhZaXd2bndEczJDcWhXUT09.webp?v=1774990296","url":"https:\/\/palm-malen-gift-shop-pmrc.myshopify.com\/products\/leas-book-of-rules-for-the-paperback","provider":"Palm Malen Gift Shop -PMRC","version":"1.0","type":"link"}