{"product_id":"welcome-to-jesusland-formerly-the-united-states-of-america-shocking-tales-of-depravity-sex-and-sin-uncovered-by-gods-favorite-church-landover-paperback","title":"Welcome to Jesusland!: (Formerly the United States of America) Shocking Tales of Depravity, Sex, and Sin Uncovered by God's Favorite Church, Landover - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eChris Harper\u003c\/b\u003e (Author), \u003cb\u003eAndrew Bradley\u003c\/b\u003e (Author), \u003cb\u003eErik Walker\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eIn the sacred and honorable tradition of The Onion comes a hilarious and outrageous collection of \"church newsletters\" that gleefully skewer America's religious right.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe Godly ministers at Landover Baptist Church (Guaranteeing Salvation Since 1612!) have been sending out their newsletters for years, helping save those headed for damnation from falling into the devil's clutches. Making sure that no Christian is left behind, and that all non-believers burn in Hell, Pastor Deacon Fred and his band of merry white preachers share such righteous wisdom as \"How children can win a Playstation 3 by accepting Jesus Christ as their personal savior\" and \"How to prevent Santa from turning Macy's into Neverland Ranch.\" \u003cbr\u003eComplete with Bible Quizzes, Sacrilegious Sidebars, and mug shots of America's damned, WELCOME TO JESUSLAND! is sure to become a classic of religious and political humor-while cleansing heathens from the Earth (or at least from those pesky Blue States).\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 224\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.5 x 9.3 x 7.58 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIllustrated:\u003c\/strong\u003e Yes\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e April 21, 2008\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42198307602512,"sku":"9780446697583","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0592\/9540\/0016\/files\/WlV5UDczQlFZalhTeHd5RlhaNHNwQT09.webp?v=1775141603","url":"https:\/\/palm-malen-gift-shop-pmrc.myshopify.com\/products\/welcome-to-jesusland-formerly-the-united-states-of-america-shocking-tales-of-depravity-sex-and-sin-uncovered-by-gods-favorite-church-landover-paperback","provider":"Palm Malen Gift Shop -PMRC","version":"1.0","type":"link"}