{"product_id":"were-just-like-you-only-prettier-confessions-of-a-tarnished-southern-belle-paperback","title":"We're Just Like You, Only Prettier: Confessions of a Tarnished Southern Belle - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eCelia Rivenbark\u003c\/b\u003e (Author), \u003cb\u003eRivenbark\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhy couldn't the Sopranos survive living down South? Simple. You can't shoot a guy full of holes after eating chicken and pastry, spoon bread, okra, and tomatoes. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eWhat does a Southern woman consider grounds for divorce? When daddy takes the kids out in public dressed in their pajama tops and Tweety Bird swim socks. Again. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eWhat is the Southern woman's opinion of a new fat virus theory? Bring it on! We've got a lot of skinny friends we need to sneeze on. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eIn this wickedly funny follow-up to her bestselling novel \u003ci\u003eBless Your Heart, Tramp\u003c\/i\u003e, Celia Rivenbark welcomes you, once again, to the South she loves, the land of Mama and them, precious and dahlin', and mommies who mow. Y'all come back now, you hear?\u003ch3\u003eBack Jacket\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI thought I was Southern until I read Celia Rivenbark's book...what a funny, smart, and irreverent writer she is!\u003cbr\u003e- Lee Smith, author of \u003ci\u003eThe Last Girls\u003c\/i\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eLaugh-out-loud funny.\u003cbr\u003e- \u003ci\u003eCleveland Plain Dealer\u003c\/i\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eEven die-hard Yankees will appreciate this wickedly funny collection...an amusing and refreshingly honest look at family life on this side of the Mason-Dixon line.\u003cbr\u003e- \u003ci\u003eDallas Morning News\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ch3\u003eAuthor Biography\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eCelia Rivenbark\u003c\/b\u003e is the author of the award-winning bestsellers Stop \u003ci\u003eDressing Your Six-Year-Old Like a Skank; Bless Your Heart, Tramp; Belle Weather\u003c\/i\u003e; and \u003ci\u003eYou Can't Drink All Day If You Don't Start in the Morning\u003c\/i\u003e. \u003ci\u003eWe're Just Like You, Only Prettier\u003c\/i\u003e won a Southern Independent Booksellers Alliance (SIBA) Book Award for nonfiction and was a finalist for the James Thurber Prize for American Humor. Born and raised in Duplin County, North Carolina, Rivenbark grew up in a small house with a red barn out back that was populated by a couple of dozen lanky and unvaccinated cats. She started out writing for her hometown paper. She writes a weekly, nationally syndicated humor column for the \u003ci\u003eMyrtle Beach Sun News\u003c\/i\u003e. She lives in Wilmington, North Carolina.\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 288\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.77 x 7.86 x 5.62 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e February 01, 2005\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42120430452816,"sku":"9780312312442","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0592\/9540\/0016\/files\/alRiQ3ErcnI5aE92dWw0eGFZUXhndz09.webp?v=1773139770","url":"https:\/\/palm-malen-gift-shop-pmrc.myshopify.com\/products\/were-just-like-you-only-prettier-confessions-of-a-tarnished-southern-belle-paperback","provider":"Palm Malen Gift Shop -PMRC","version":"1.0","type":"link"}