{"product_id":"you-dont-sweat-much-for-a-fat-girl-observations-on-life-from-the-shallow-end-of-the-pool-paperback","title":"You Don't Sweat Much for a Fat Girl: Observations on Life from the Shallow End of the Pool - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eCelia Rivenbark\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFrom the bestselling, award-winning author of \u003ci\u003eYou Can't Drink All Day If You Don't Start In The Morning\u003c\/i\u003e, comes another collection of hilarious observations that will resonate with women, mothers, and girlfriends everywhere \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eIn her newest wickedly irreverent humor collection, Celia Rivenbark cracks up while getting her downward facing dog on, pines for a world in which every mom gets to behave like Betty Draper and wonders why everybody's so excited about the Science Fair when there aren't even any rides. In it you'll find essays on such topics as: \u003cbr\u003e- Menopause Spurs Thoughts of Death and Turkey\u003cbr\u003e- I Dreamed a Dream That My Lashes Were Long\u003cbr\u003e- Twitter Woes: I've Got Plenty of Characters, Just No Character\u003cbr\u003e- Movie To-Do List: Cook Like Julia, Adopt Really Big Kid \u003cbr\u003e- Charlie Bit Your Finger? Good! \u003cbr\u003e- And other thoughts on the virus that is YouTube\u003cbr\u003e- And much more! \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eAnd much more! For any woman who longs for the good old days when Jane Fonda in legwarmers was the only one who saw you exercise, YOU DON'T SWEAT MUCH FOR A FAT GIRL is comfort food in book form.\u003ch3\u003eAuthor Biography\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eCelia Rivenbark\u003c\/b\u003e is the author of the award-winning bestsellers Stop \u003ci\u003eDressing Your Six-Year-Old Like a Skank; Bless Your Heart, Tramp; Belle Weather\u003c\/i\u003e; and \u003ci\u003eYou Can't Drink All Day If You Don't Start in the Morning\u003c\/i\u003e. \u003ci\u003eWe're Just Like You, Only Prettier\u003c\/i\u003e won a Southern Independent Booksellers Alliance (SIBA) Book Award for nonfiction and was a finalist for the James Thurber Prize for American Humor. Born and raised in Duplin County, North Carolina, Rivenbark grew up in a small house with a red barn out back that was populated by a couple of dozen lanky and unvaccinated cats. She started out writing for her hometown paper. She writes a weekly, nationally syndicated humor column for the \u003ci\u003eMyrtle Beach Sun News\u003c\/i\u003e. She lives in Wilmington, North Carolina.\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 256\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.68 x 8.21 x 5.55 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e August 16, 2011\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAward:\u003c\/strong\u003e Pat Conroy Southern Book Prize (2012)\u003c\/div\u003e\n                ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42129027760208,"sku":"9780312614201","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0592\/9540\/0016\/files\/aGwvUE9ma0ZxTnF0Sm8wNHlhVnd6Zz09.webp?v=1773417085","url":"https:\/\/palm-malen-gift-shop-pmrc.myshopify.com\/products\/you-dont-sweat-much-for-a-fat-girl-observations-on-life-from-the-shallow-end-of-the-pool-paperback","provider":"Palm Malen Gift Shop -PMRC","version":"1.0","type":"link"}